no seriously. he does. just put some zayn in the mix and *poof* you have extra sexiness.
intsead of “instant coffee, just add water” it’s “instant sexier sexy, just add zayn!”
he even makes himself look sexier like wtf
and last but not least, jesus
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha